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The colors of the wedding
A feature that defines the wedding right from the beginning is the dominant color or the colors you choose. The color, combined with the style adopted, will compose the image of the event. Many brides prefer pink or red for their wedding. But you can ch
William: May I have some
money for the man
crying outside ?
Mum: What crying man ?
William: The one that's
crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'
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Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach
in the pouring
rain. One looks skywards and says, "So this is
England. What's it
like?" The other snarls, "Well, if you like the
weather, you'll love
the food."
HurstDeveralty
One day the counsellor got a
phone call. It
was from a camper who had been at camp the summer before.
The old
camper said, 'I thought of camp yesterday.'
'Why?' the counsellor
asked. 'Where were you?'
'At the garbage dump!' the old camper
answered.
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Why were the
elephants thrown out of the
swimming pool ?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !
BurleyWeirleyTk
What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps
at thin air?
Collecting his thoughts.
AmadiAcemH
What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy
road ?
A mutt in a rut !
LeroyAswynnTO
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Lumberjack Barbie ...sleeps all night, works all day
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Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site
for his summit with Yeltsin?
A: So he could look up some college
buddies who moved up there during
the war.
MelvynFeltonre
Father:
How do you like going to
school?
Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm
not
too keen on the time in-between!
BlandfordGusol
What is the best thing to take when
you're run over?
The number of the car that hit you.
EdwinJordonuU