About BaldwynBensenvy
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can
down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said
"Moving."
NairneCobhanIf
A German woman is walking down the street.
Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.
She screams,
''Nein! Nein!'' So two guys walk away.
PierrepontBoycecC
Little monster: Mom,
why can't we have
dustbins like everyone else?
Mother monster: Less talking, more
eating please.
KleefLucianoci
Waiter, there is a
spider drowning in my
soup !
It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !
WaklerPhilandernu
Q: What is
the first thing off the
truck at a trailer fire?
A: Lawn chair.
SteveLabanhy
Q. What kind of
motor vehicles are in
the Bible?
A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.
HobbardGofriedgv
Q: What did the hurricane say to the other
hurricane?
A: I have my eye on you.
KimballSalamonUj
Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?
It
wanted to get to the other site !
DuncanAelfdeneDz
Q. If you were lost in
the woods, who would
you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe
player, an out of tune
bagpipe player, or Santa Claus?
A. The out of tune bagpipe player.
The other two indicate you have been
hallucinating.
BenitoKynlasQd
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and
a picture of Jesus?
A: It only takes one nail to hang the
picture.
DyvynarthCruimkG