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Jacinda Barrett:
Jacinda Barrett
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Information:
Name: Jacinda Barrett
Born: 1972-08-02
Height: 1.78
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Filmography:
Poseidon (2006), Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000), Poseidon: Upside Down (2006), The Last Kiss (2006), Rogue Waves: The Sinking of Poseidon (2006)
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Martin asked David, "In which
state does the
Ohio River run?" David answered with cool, "In the liquid
state."
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A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in
Ireland. "I'll have fish and chips twice," he orders. "Sure, I heard
you the first time," came the reply.
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Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of
tune?
A: The bow is moving.
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How do cats eat spaghetti ?
The same as
everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
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Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a
cricket
match?
Because they're both stopped by the rein.
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What flies around your light at night
and can bite off your head ?
A tiger moth !
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Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one
leg? A. Limp
biskit
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What happened when a man fell in love
with a
grand piano?
He said, "Darling, you've got lovely teeth."
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Detective: How did you
get into
counterfeiting?
Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at
home."
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Q: Did you know they are taking out all the
K-Marts in Afghanistan?
A: They are putting in TARGETS!!!
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